Gudbrand On The Hillside

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There was once upon a time a man whose name was Gudbrand. He had a farm

which lay far away up on the side of a hill, and therefore they called

him Gudbrand on the hillside.

He and his wife lived so happily together, and agreed so well, that

whatever the man did the wife thought it so well done that no one could

do it better. No matter what he did, she thought it was always the right


They lived on their own farm, and had a hundred dollars at the bottom of

their chest and two cows in their cow-shed. One day the woman said to


"I think we ought to go to town with one of the cows and sell it, so

that we may have some ready money by us. We are pretty well off, and

ought to have a few shillings in our pocket like other people. The

hundred dollars in the chest we mustn't touch, but I can't see what we

want with more than one cow, and it will be much better for us, as I

shall have only one to look after instead of the two I have now to mind

and feed."

Yes, Gudbrand thought, that was well and sensibly spoken. He took the

cow at once and went to town to sell it; but when he got there no one

would buy the cow.

"Ah, well!" thought Gudbrand, "I may as well take the cow home again. I

know I have both stall and food for it, and the way home is no longer

than it was here." So he strolled homeward again with the cow.

When he had got a bit on the way he met a man who had a horse to sell,

and Gudbrand thought it was better to have a horse than a cow, and so he

changed the cow for the horse.

When he had gone a bit farther he met a man who was driving a fat pig

before him, and then he thought it would be better to have a fat pig

than a horse, and so he changed with the man.

He now went a bit farther, and then he met a man with a goat, and so he

thought it was surely better to have a goat than a pig, and changed with

the man who had the goat.

Then he went a long way, till he met a man who had a sheep. He changed

with him, for he thought it was always better to have a sheep than a


When he had got a bit farther he met a man with a goose, and so he

changed the sheep for the goose. And when he had gone a long, long way

he met a man with a cock. He changed the goose with him, for he thought

this wise: "It is surely better to have a cock than a goose."

He walked on till late in the day, when he began to feel hungry. So he

sold the cock for sixpence and bought some food for himself. "For it is

always better to keep body and soul together than to have a cock,"

thought Gudbrand.

He then set off again homeward till he came to his neighbor's farm, and

there he went in.

"How did you get on in town?" asked the people.

"Oh, only so-so," said the man. "I can't boast of my luck, nor can I

grumble at it either." And then he told them how it had gone with him

from first to last.

"Well, you'll have a fine reception when you get home to your wife,"

said the man. "Heaven help you! I should not like to be in your place."

"I think I might have fared much worse," said Gudbrand; "but whether I

have fared well or ill, I have such a kind wife that she never says

anything, no matter what I do."

"Aye, so you say; but you won't get me to believe it," said the


"Shall we have a wager on it?" said Gudbrand. "I have a hundred dollars

in my chest at home. Will you lay the same?"

So they made the wager and Gudbrand remained there till the evening,

when it began to get dark, and then they went together to the farm.

The neighbor was to remain outside the door and listen while Gudbrand

went in to his wife.

"Good evening!" said Gudbrand when he came in.

"Good evening!" said the wife. "Heaven be praised you are back again."

"Yes, here I am!" said the man. And then the wife asked him how he had

got on in town.

"Oh, so-so," answered Gudbrand. "Not much to brag of. When I came to

town no one would buy the cow, so I changed it for a horse."

"Oh, I'm so glad of that," said the woman. "We are pretty well off and

we ought to drive to church like other people, and when we can afford to

keep a horse I don't see why we should not have one. Run out, children,

and put the horse in the stable."

"Well, I haven't got the horse, after all," said Gudbrand; "for when I

had got a bit on the way I changed it for a pig."

"Dear me!" cried the woman, "that's the very thing I should have done

myself. I'm so glad of that, for now we can have some bacon in the house

and something to offer people when they come to see us. What do we want

with a horse? People would only say we had become so grand that we could

no longer walk to church. Run out, children, and let the pig in."

"But I haven't got the pig either," said Gudbrand, "for when I had got a

bit farther on the road I changed it into a milch goat."

"Dear! dear! how well you manage everything!" cried the wife. "When I

really come to think of it, what do I want with the pig? People would

only say: 'Over yonder they eat up everything they have.' No, now I have

a goat I can have both milk and cheese and keep the goat into the

bargain. Let in the goat, children."

"But I haven't got the goat either," said Gudbrand. "When I got a bit on

the way I changed the goat and got a fine sheep for it."

"Well!" returned the woman, "you do everything just as I should wish

it--just as if I had been there myself. What do we want with a goat? I

should have to climb up hill and down dale to get it home at night. No,

when I have a sheep I can have wool and clothes in the house and food as

well. Run out, children, and let in the sheep."

"But I haven't got the sheep any longer," said Gudbrand, "for when I had

got a bit on the way I changed it for a goose."

"Well, thank you for that!" said the woman; "and many thanks, too! What

do I want with a sheep? I have neither wheel nor spindle, and I do not

care either to toil and drudge making clothes; we can buy clothes now as

before. Now I can have goose-fat, which I have so long been wishing for,

and some feathers to stuff that little pillow of mine. Run, children,

and let in the goose."

"Well, I haven't got the goose either," said Gudbrand. "When I had got a

bit farther on the way I changed it for a cock."

"Well, I don't know how you can think of it all!" cried the woman. "It's

just as if I had done it all myself. A cock! Why, it's just the same as

if you'd bought an eight-day clock, for every morning the cock will crow

at four, so we can be up in good time. What do we want with a goose? I

can't make goose-fat and I can easily fill my pillow with some soft

grass. Run, children, and let in the cock."

"But I haven't the cock either," said Gudbrand; "for when I had got a

bit farther I became so terribly hungry I had to sell the cock for

sixpence and get some food to keep body and soul together."

"Heaven be praised you did that!" cried the woman. "Whatever you do, you

always do the very thing I could have wished. Besides, what did we want

with the cock? We are our own masters and can lie as long as we like in

the mornings. Heaven be praised! As long as I have got you back again,

who manage everything so well, I shall neither want cock, nor goose, nor

pig, nor cows."

Gudbrand then opened the door. "Have I won the hundred dollars now?" he

asked. And the neighbor was obliged to confess that he had.