The Wee Bannock

: The Scottish Fairy Book

"Some tell about their sweethearts,

How they tirled them to the winnock,

But I'll tell you a bonnie tale

About a guid oatmeal bannock."

There was once an old man and his wife, who lived in a dear little

cottage by the side of a burn. They were a very canty and contented

couple, for they had enough to live on, and enough to do. Indeed, they

considered themselves q
ite rich, for, besides their cottage and their

garden, they possessed two sleek cows, five hens and a cock, an old cat,

and two kittens.

The old man spent his time looking after the cows, and the hens, and the

garden; while the old woman kept herself busy spinning.

One day, just after breakfast, the old woman thought that she would like

an oatmeal bannock for her supper that evening, so she took down her

bakeboard, and put on her girdle, and baked a couple of fine cakes, and

when they were ready she put them down before the fire to harden.

While they were toasting, her husband came in from the byre, and sat

down to take a rest in his great arm-chair. Presently his eyes fell on

the bannocks, and, as they looked very good, he broke one through the

middle and began to eat it.

When the other bannock saw this it determined that it should not have

the same fate, so it ran across the kitchen and out of the door as fast

as it could. And when the old woman saw it disappearing, she ran after

it as fast as her legs would carry her, holding her spindle in one hand

and her distaff in the other.

But she was old, and the bannock was young, and it ran faster than she

did, and escaped over the hill behind the house. It ran, and it ran, and

it ran, until it came to a large newly thatched cottage, and, as the

door was open, it took refuge inside, and ran right across the floor to

a blazing fire, which was burning in the first room that it came to.

Now, it chanced that this house belonged to a tailor, and he and his two

apprentices were sitting cross-legged on the top of a big table by the

window, sewing away with all their might, while the tailor's wife was

sitting beside the fire carding lint.

When the wee bannock came trundling across the floor, all three tailors

got such a fright that they jumped down from the table and hid behind

the Master Tailor's wife.

"Hoot," she said, "what a set of cowards ye be! 'Tis but a nice wee

bannock. Get hold of it and divide it between you, and I'll fetch you

all a drink of milk."

So she jumped up with her lint and her lint cards, and the tailor jumped

up with his great shears, and one apprentice grasped the line measure,

while another took up the saucer full of pins; and they all tried to

catch the wee bannock. But it dodged them round and round the fire, and

at last it got safely out of the door and ran down the road, with one of

the apprentices after it, who tried to snip it in two with his shears.

It ran too quickly for him, however, and at last he stopped and went

back to the house, while the wee bannock ran on until it came to a tiny

cottage by the roadside. It trundled in at the door, and there was a

weaver sitting at his loom, with his wife beside him, winding a clue of


"What's that, Tibby?" said the weaver, with a start as the little cake

flew past him.

"Oh!" cried she in delight, jumping to her feet, "'tis a wee bannock. I

wonder where it came from?"

"Dinna bother your head about that, Tibby," said her man, "but grip it,

my woman, grip it."

But it was not so easy to get hold of the wee bannock. It was in vain

that the Goodwife threw her clue at it, and that the Goodman tried to

chase it into a corner and knock it down with his shuttle. It dodged,

and turned, and twisted, like a thing bewitched, till at last it flew

out at the door again, and vanished down the hill, "for all the world,"

as the old woman said, "like a new tarred sheep, or a daft cow."

In the next house that it came to it found the Goodwife in the kitchen,

kirning. She had just filled her kirn, and there was still some cream

standing in the bottom of her cream jar.

"Come away, little bannock," she cried when she saw it. "Thou art come

in just the nick of time, for I am beginning to feel hungry, and I'll

have cakes and cream for my dinner."

But the wee bannock hopped round to the other side of the kirn, and the

Goodwife after it. And she was in such a hurry that she nearly upset the

kirn; and by the time that she had put it right again, the wee bannock

was out at the door and half-way down the brae to the mill.

The miller was sifting meal in the trough, but he straightened himself

up when he saw the little cake.

"It's a sign of plenty when bannocks are running about with no one to

look after them," he said; "but I like bannocks and cheese, so just come

in, and I will give thee a night's lodging."

But the little bannock had no wish to be eaten up by the miller, so it

turned and ran out of the mill, and the miller was so busy that he did

not trouble himself to run after it.

After this it ran on, and on, and on, till it came to the smithy, and

it popped in there to see what it could see.

The smith was busy at the anvil making horse-shoe nails, but he looked

up as the wee bannock entered.

"If there be one thing I am fond of, it is a glass of ale and a

well-toasted cake," he cried. "So come inbye here, and welcome to ye."

But as soon as the little bannock heard of the ale, it turned and ran

out of the smithy as fast as it could, and the disappointed smith picked

up his hammer and ran after it. And when he saw that he could not catch

it, he flung his heavy hammer at it, in the hope of knocking it down,

but, luckily for the little cake, he missed his aim.

After this the bannock came to a farmhouse, with a great stack of peats

standing at the back of it. In it went, and ran to the fireside. In this

house the master had all the lint spread out on the floor, and was

cloving[1] it with an iron rod, while the mistress was heckling[2] what

he had already cloven.

"Oh, Janet," cried the Goodman in surprise, "here comes in a little

bannock. It looks rare and good to eat. I'll have one half of it."

"And I'll have the other half," cried the Goodwife. "Hit it over the

back with your cloving-stick, Sandy, and knock it down. Quick, or it

will be out at the door again."

But the bannock played "jook-about," and dodged behind a chair. "Hoot!"

cried Janet contemptuously, for she thought that her husband might

easily have hit it, and she threw her heckle at it.

But the heckle missed it, just as her husband's cloving-rod had done,

for it played "jook-about" again, and flew out of the house.

This time it ran up a burnside till it came to a little cottage standing

among the heather.

Here the Goodwife was making porridge for the supper in a pot over the

fire, and her husband was sitting in a corner plaiting ropes of straw

with which to tie up the cow.

"Oh, Jock! come here, come here," cried the Goodwife. "Thou art aye

crying for a little bannock for thy supper; come here, histie, quick,

and help me to catch it."

"Ay, ay," assented Jock, jumping to his feet and hurrying across the

little room. "But where is it? I cannot see it."

"There, man, there," cried his wife, "under that chair. Run thou to that

side; I will keep to this."

So Jock ran into the dark corner behind the chair; but, in his hurry, he

tripped and fell, and the wee bannock jumped over him and flew laughing

out at the door.

Through the whins and up the hillside it ran, and over the top of the

hill, to a shepherd's cottage on the other side.

The inmates were just sitting down to their porridge, and the Goodwife

was scraping the pan.

"Save us and help us," she exclaimed, stopping with the spoon half-way

to her mouth. "There's a wee bannock come in to warm itself at our


"Sneck the door," cried the husband, "and we'll try to catch it. It

would come in handy after the porridge."

But the bannock did not wait until the door was sneckit. It turned and

ran as fast as it could, and the shepherd and his wife and all the

bairns ran after it, with their spoons in their hands, in hopes of

catching it.

And when the shepherd saw that it could run faster than they could, he

threw his bonnet at it, and almost struck it; but it escaped all these

dangers, and soon it came to another house, where the folk were just

going to bed.

The Goodman was half undressed, and the Goodwife was raking the cinders

carefully out of the fire.

"What's that?" said he, "for the bowl of brose that I had at supper-time

wasna' very big."

"Catch it, then," answered his wife, "and I'll have a bit, too. Quick!

quick! Throw your coat over it or it will be away."

So the Goodman threw his coat right on the top of the little bannock,

and almost managed to smother it; but it struggled bravely, and got out,

breathless and hot, from under it. Then it ran out into the grey light

again, for night was beginning to fall, and the Goodman ran out after

it, without his coat. He chased it and chased it through the stackyard

and across a field, and in amongst a fine patch of whins. Then he lost

it; and, as he was feeling cold without his coat, he went home.

As for the poor little bannock, it thought that it would creep under a

whin bush and lie there till morning, but it was so dark that it never

saw that there was a fox's hole there. So it fell down the fox's hole,

and the fox was very glad to see it, for he had had no food for two


"Oh, welcome, welcome," he cried; and he snapped it through the middle

with his teeth, and that was the end of the poor wee bannock.

And if a moral be wanted for this tale, here it is: That people should

never be too uplifted or too cast down over anything, for all the good

folk in the story thought that they were going to get the bannock, and,

lo and behold! the fox got it after all.


[Footnote 1: Separating the lint from the stalk.]

[Footnote 2: Combing.]