The Shee An Gannon And The Gruagach Gaire
: Celtic Folk And Fairy Tales
The Shee an Gannon was born in the morning, named at noon, and went in
the evening to ask his daughter of the king of Erin.
"I will give you my daughter in marriage," said the king of Erin; "you
won't get her, though, unless you go and bring me back the tidings
that I want, and tell me what it is that put a stop to the laughing of
the Gruagach Gaire, who before this laughed always, and laughed so
the whole world heard him. There are twelve iron spikes out
here in the garden behind my castle. On eleven of the spikes are the
heads of kings' sons who came seeking my daughter in marriage, and all
of them went away to get the knowledge I wanted. Not one was able to
get it and tell me what stopped the Gruagach Gaire from laughing. I
took the heads off them all when they came back without the tidings
for which they went, and I'm greatly in dread that your head'll be on
the twelfth spike, for I'll do the same to you that I did to the
eleven kings' sons unless you tell what put a stop to the laughing of
The Shee an Gannon made no answer, but left the king and pushed away
to know could he find why the Gruagach was silent.
He took a glen at a step, a hill at a leap, and travelled all day till
evening. Then he came to a house. The master of the house asked him
what sort was he, and he said: "A young man looking for hire."
"Well," said the master of the house, "I was going to-morrow to look
for a man to mind my cows. If you'll work for me, you'll have a good
place, the best food a man could have to eat in this world, and a soft
bed to lie on."
The Shee an Gannon took service, and ate his supper. Then the master
of the house said: "I am the Gruagach Gaire; now that you are my man
and have eaten your supper, you'll have a bed of silk to sleep on."
Next morning after breakfast the Gruagach said to the Shee an Gannon:
"Go out now and loosen my five golden cows and my bull without horns,
and drive them to pasture; but when you have them out on the grass, be
careful you don't let them go near the land of the giant."
The new cowboy drove the cattle to pasture, and when near the land of
the giant, he saw it was covered with woods and surrounded by a high
wall. He went up, put his back against the wall, and threw in a great
stretch of it; then he went inside and threw out another great stretch
of the wall, and put the five golden cows and the bull without horns
on the land of the giant.
Then he climbed a tree, ate the sweet apples himself, and threw the
sour ones down to the cattle of the Gruagach Gaire.
Soon a great crashing was heard in the woods,--the noise of young
trees bending, and old trees breaking. The cowboy looked around, and
saw a five-headed giant pushing through the trees; and soon he was
"Poor miserable creature!" said the giant; "but weren't you impudent
to come to my land and trouble me in this way? You're too big for one
bite, and too small for two. I don't know what to do but tear you to
"You nasty brute," said the cowboy, coming down to him from the tree,
"'tis little I care for you"; and then they went at each other. So
great was the noise between them that there was nothing in the world
but what was looking on and listening to the combat.
They fought till late in the afternoon when the giant was getting the
upper hand; and then the cowboy thought that if the giant should kill
him, his father and mother would never find him or set eyes on him
again, and he would never get the daughter of the king of Erin. The
heart in his body grew strong at this thought. He sprang on the giant,
and with the first squeeze and thrust he put him to his knees in the
hard ground, with the second thrust to his waist, and with the third
to his shoulders.
"I have you at last; you're done for now!" said the cowboy. Then he
took out his knife, cut the five heads off the giant, and when he had
them off he cut out the tongues and threw the heads over the wall.
Then he put the tongues in his pocket and drove home the cattle. That
evening the Gruagach couldn't find vessels enough in his palace to
hold the milk of the five golden cows.
But when the cowboy was on the way home with the cattle, the son of
the king of Tisean came and took the giant's heads and claimed the
princess in marriage when the Gruagach Gaire should laugh.
After supper the cowboy would give no talk to his master, but kept his
mind to himself, and went to the bed of silk to sleep.
On the morning the cowboy rose before his master, and the first words
he said to Gruagach were:
"What keeps you from laughing, you who used to laugh so loud that the
whole world heard you?"
"I'm sorry," said the Gruagach, "that the daughter of the king of Erin
sent you here."
"If you don't tell me of your own will, I'll make you tell me," said
the cowboy; and he put a face on himself that was terrible to look at,
and, running through the house like a madman, could find nothing that
would give pain enough to the Gruagach but some ropes made of untanned
sheep-skin hanging on the wall.
He took these down, caught the Gruagach, fastened him by the three
smalls, and tied him so that his little toes were whispering to his
ears. When he was in this state the Gruagach said: "I'll tell you what
stopped my laughing if you set me free."
So the cowboy unbound him, the two sat down together, and the Gruagach
"I lived in this castle here with my twelve sons. We ate, drank,
played cards, and enjoyed ourselves, till one day, when my sons and I
were playing, a slender brown hare came rushing in, jumped on to the
hearth, tossed up the ashes to the rafters and ran away.
"On another day he came again; but if he did, we were ready for him,
my twelve sons and myself. As soon as he tossed up the ashes and ran
off, we made after him, and followed him till nightfall, when he went
into a glen. We saw a light before us. I ran on, and came to a house
with a great apartment, where there was a man named Yellow Face with
twelve daughters, and the hare was tied to the side of the room near
"There was a large pot over the fire in the room, and a great stork
boiling in the pot. The man of the house said to me, 'There are
bundles of rushes at the end of the room, go there and sit down with
"He went into the next room and brought out two pikes, one of wood,
the other of iron, and asked me which of the pikes would I take. I
said, 'I'll take the iron one'; for I thought in my heart that if an
attack should come on me, I could defend myself better with the iron
than the wooden pike.
"Yellow Face gave me the iron pike, and the first chance of taking
what I could out of the pot on the point of the pike. I got but a
small piece of the stork, and the man of the house took all the rest
on his wooden pike. We had to fast that night; and when the man and
his twelve daughters ate the flesh of the stork, they hurled the bare
bones in the faces of my sons and myself.
"We had to stop all night that way, beaten on the faces by the bones
of the stork.
"Next morning, when we were going away, the man of the house asked me
to stay a while; and going into the next room, he brought out twelve
loops of iron and one of wood, and said to me: 'Put the heads of your
twelve sons into the iron loops, or your own head into the wooden
one'; and I said: 'I'll put the twelve heads of my sons in the iron
loops, and keep my own out of the wooden one.'
"He put the iron loops on the necks of my twelve sons, and put the
wooden one on his own neck. Then he snapped the loops one after
another, till he took the heads off my twelve sons and threw the heads
and bodies out of the house; but he did nothing to hurt his own neck.
"When he had killed my sons he took hold of me and stripped the skin
and flesh from the small of my back down, and when he had done that he
took the skin of a black sheep that had been hanging on the wall for
seven years and clapped it on my body in place of my own flesh and
skin; and the sheep-skin grew on me, and every year since then I shear
myself, and every bit of wool I use for the stockings that I wear I
clip off my own back."
When he had said this, the Gruagach showed the cowboy his back
covered with thick black wool.
After what he had seen and heard, the cowboy said: "I know now why you
don't laugh, and small blame to you. But does that hare come here
"He does indeed," said the Gruagach.
Both went to the table to play, and they were not long playing cards
when the hare ran in; and before they could stop him he was out again.
But the cowboy made after the hare, and the Gruagach after the cowboy,
and they ran as fast as ever their legs could carry them till
nightfall; and when the hare was entering the castle where the twelve
sons of the Gruagach were killed, the cowboy caught him by the two
hind legs and dashed out his brains against the wall; and the skull of
the hare was knocked into the chief room of the castle, and fell at
the feet of the master of the place.
"Who has dared to interfere with my fighting pet?" screamed Yellow
"I," said the cowboy; "and if your pet had had manners, he might be
The cowboy and the Gruagach stood by the fire. A stork was boiling in
the pot, as when the Gruagach came the first time. The master of the
house went into the next room and brought out an iron and a wooden
pike, and asked the cowboy which would he choose.
"I'll take the wooden one," said the cowboy; "and you may keep the
iron one for yourself."
So he took the wooden one; and going to the pot, brought out on the
pike all the stork except a small bite, and he and the Gruagach fell
to eating, and they were eating the flesh of the stork all night. The
cowboy and the Gruagach were at home in the place that time.
In the morning the master of the house went into the next room, took
down the twelve iron loops with a wooden one, brought them out, and
asked the cowboy which would he take, the twelve iron or the one
"What could I do with the twelve iron ones for myself or my master?
I'll take the wooden one."
He put it on, and taking the twelve iron loops, put them on the necks
of the twelve daughters of the house, then snapped the twelve heads
off them, and turning to their father, said: "I'll do the same thing
to you unless you bring the twelve sons of my master to life, and make
them as well and strong as when you took their heads."
The master of the house went out and brought the twelve to life again;
and when the Gruagach saw all his sons alive and as well as ever, he
let a laugh out of himself, and all the Eastern world heard the laugh.
Then the cowboy said to the Gruagach: "It's a bad thing you have done
to me, for the daughter of the king of Erin will be married the day
after your laugh is heard."
"Oh! then we must be there in time," said the Gruagach; and they all
made away from the place as fast as ever they could, the cowboy, the
Gruagach, and his twelve sons. They hurried on; and when within three
miles of the king's castle there was such a throng of people that no
one could see a step ahead. "We must clear a road through this," said
"We must indeed," said the Gruagach; and at it they went, threw the
people some on one side and some on the other, and soon they had an
opening for themselves to the king's castle.
As they went in, the daughter of the king of Erin and the son of the
king of Tisean were on their knees just going to be married. The
cowboy drew his hand on the bridegroom, and gave a blow that sent him
spinning till he stopped under a table at the other side of the room.
"What scoundrel struck that blow?" asked the king of Erin.
"It was I," said the cowboy.
"What reason had you to strike the man who won my daughter?"
"It was I who won your daughter, not he; and if you don't believe me,
the Gruagach Gaire is here himself. He'll tell you the whole story
from beginning to end, and show you the tongues of the giant."
So the Gruagach came up and told the king the whole story, how the
Shee an Gannon had become his cowboy, had guarded the five golden cows
and the bull without horns, cut off the heads of the five-headed
giant, killed the wizard hare, and brought his own twelve sons to
life. "And then," said the Gruagach "he's the only man in the whole
world I have ever told why I stopped laughing, and the only one who
has ever seen my fleece of wool."
When the king of Erin heard what the Gruagach said, and saw the
tongues of the giant fitted in the head, he made the Shee an Gannon
kneel down by his daughter, and they were married on the spot.
Then the son of the king of Tisean was thrown into prison, and the
next day they put down a great fire, and the deceiver was burnt to
The wedding lasted nine days, and the last day was better than the