The Princess Who Despised All Men

: The Diamond Fairy Book

By Charles Smith Cheltnam.





THERE was once a King and Queen who, having everything a King and Queen

could reasonably desire, might have been as happy as the day was

long--if they had only taken the right means for making the best of

their good fortune.



The King was a pattern of amiability, and, as to wisdom, could have held

his own in comparison with any crowned potentate on ear h; but of the

Queen not half as much could be said in praise. As a girl, her beauty

had been renowned, and had brought to her Princes by the score as

wooers; but to their suits she had, as the phrase is, turned a deaf ear,

regarding men as creatures made wholly of ill qualities, and marriage

with them a debasement of herself in every sense; and it was not until

her father threatened to imprison her for the rest of her life in a town

built of steel and adamant, that she could be induced to accept a

husband.



The amiability of her spouse was often sorely tried by her constant

disparagement of men; but, being founded upon exceptional goodness of

character, he did not allow it to be overcome, and schooled himself to

bear with her fantastic ideas, rewarding himself for his leniency by

sometimes laughing in his sleeve at the more preposterous of her

pretensions.



A great many years passed without their having any family until, one

day, the Queen had a baby girl, and consoled herself by reflecting that

that, at least, was better than having a boy, "to grow up into a horrid

man," as she expressed herself.



It happened that, at the moment of the little Princess's birth, the

fairy Gaieia was passing the palace, and, as she had no particularly

pressing business on hand, slipped in, and, after congratulating the

Queen on the beauty of her offspring, constituted herself the infant's

god-mother--as was the fairy custom at that period--at the same time

laughingly predicting that she would prove to be "the joy of her

parents."



It hardly needs to be recorded that, with her very peculiar views as to

what a woman's conduct in life ought to be, the Queen did not permit her

daughter to receive instruction of any kind from anybody but herself;

the King, consequently, rarely saw his child, and knew nothing of the

character which had been made for her by her mother, rather than allowed

to come to her and develop itself in the natural order of things. In

this way the Princess Disdainana--so her mother had insisted on naming

her--was brought up until she had reached her seventeenth year. If the

youthful beauty of her mother had been renowned, that of the Princess

was celebrated far and near as being nothing less than marvellous, and a

hundred of the richest and handsomest Kings and Princes in the world

vied with each other in their endeavours to obtain her hand; but to not

one of them would she deign to listen even for a moment, regarding all

men as a sort of natural excrescence, whose only fitting place in the

world was in companionship with the horses and dogs, or, at most, as

ugly and repulsive creatures necessary for the performance of the most

unpleasant labours. It was on this account that she had become

universally known as "The Princess Who Despised All Men."



This state of things became, at last, a cause of extreme uneasiness to

the King. By the time she had arrived at a marriageable age, the fact

that he, too, was year by year growing older began to recur to his mind

with disquieting persistency; for, having no son to succeed him, he saw

that, if his daughter's disinclination to marry were maintained, his

dynasty was in danger of coming to an end--and that is a prospect which

no King can be expected to contemplate with equanimity.



One day, therefore, when the subject was worrying him very much, he sent

for his wife and daughter and explained to them the extreme discomforts

of the situation which had been brought about by the obduracy of the

Princess.



"My daughter, I am happy to say, knows her duty to herself," replied

the Queen proudly.



The King was about to retort, "But she does not appear to know anything

whatever about her duty to her father;" but, as it was a rule of conduct

with him never to use that form of contradiction in any discussion he

had with his wife, he held his peace.



"Rather than become the wife of an ugly, coarse, bearded man, I would

die a hundred deaths!" cried the Princess vehemently.



As the last syllable left her lips, a gay laugh rippled through the air

of the room.



"May I ask what you find to laugh at in what my daughter has said?"

demanded the Queen of her husband, indignantly.



"Nothing whatever, my dear--and, consequently, I did not laugh," replied

the King mildly.



"What! Perhaps you will say that it was I who uttered that insolent

sound?" cried the Queen.



"Now I come to recall the fact, I don't think I ever heard you laugh, my

dear; but I am sure the voice that laughed a moment ago was not in the

least like yours," said the King.



"It was more like my daughter's, perhaps you will say?" remarked the

Queen sarcastically.



"Not in the least--I should imagine, for I never had the advantage of

hearing her laugh any more than yourself," replied the King.



Again the gay sound of a musical voice, laughing lightly, rang through

the room.



"Oh! This is too insulting!" cried the Queen. "Come with me, my

love--out of such an unendurable atmosphere of coarseness."



And, without deigning to listen to a word of remonstrance from the King,

she hurried the Princess back to her own apartment--followed by another

silvery peal of laughter.






The King was equally puzzled and vexed by the abrupt termination of what

he had hoped would have been a conference resulting in relief to himself

from pressing anxieties. Now--knowing his wife's absolute and unyielding

temper, and the complete control she exercised over her daughter--he

saw no way but one (that of using his extreme parental authority) to

bring the Princess to obedience; but that measure he was too

kind-hearted to resolve upon applying.



In the utmost perplexity of mind he had paced his study for several

minutes, without noticing that he was grasping in his right hand a

scroll of parchment. On becoming aware of this fact, he stopped suddenly

and gazed on the document with bewildered astonishment. It was

absolutely certain that he had never seen it before, that it was not in

his hand when the Queen and Princess quitted his presence, and that

nobody else had entered the room.



While he was thinking of all this, the gay laugh, which had been heard

three times before, rang through the study again, only more gaily than

ever--for a moment angering the King, though he was one of the most

placable of Sovereigns, and causing him to ferret in every possible

hiding-place in his study in search of the daring jester. But not a

trace of an intruder was discoverable. When he had perfectly assured

himself of this, he unfolded the mysteriously conveyed parchment.



The opening words of the document caused him to turn pale, and the sight

of the signature at the end of it sent a thrill of terror through his

frame. It was nothing less than a formal demand for the hand of the

Princess Disdainana, on the part of Kloxoxskin the Ninety-ninth--one of

the ugliest and most belligerent monarchs in the world--the document

being drawn in the form of an ultimatum, calling upon the King to give

his daughter to the said Kloxoxskin in marriage, within two hours of

the receipt of this demand, or, failing compliance therewith, to

surrender his throne to the said Kloxoxskin, who would, at the time

specified, come, supported by his invincible army of one million nine

hundred and ninety-nine veteran warriors, to receive the said King's

answer.



In his moments of worst apprehension, the King had never thought of

anything so terrible as this. He called his wife and daughter back to

him, and made them clearly understand the crisis that had come to him

and them; but though the Queen was inclined to save her share of the

throne by submission, the Princess declared that no consideration would

induce her to give herself to any man--to such a human monster as

Kloxoxskin least of all.



From that resolution her father tried to move her, but she was

inflexible against all his arguments and prayers; and when the two

hours' grace was spent, the King found himself in the presence of the

redoubtable Kloxoxskin the Ninety-ninth, a prisoner in his palace, and

wholly at the mercy of his all-powerful conqueror.



Realising the peril in which she stood, the Queen did her best to

persuade her daughter to submit to the inevitable; but the Princess

quickly silenced her by giving her back the arguments that had all her

life been used in the cultivation of her detestation of all men.



But though she had no misgiving as to her moral strength, the Princess

could not but contemplate with alarm the danger of a personal encounter

with King Kloxoxskin, so she determined to seek safety in flight and,

as soon as dusk came, contrived to slip unperceived from the palace into

a dense forest which grew at no great distance from the walls of her

father's capital.



For a long time she pressed farther and farther into the depths of the

forest, growing every moment more and more relieved from the

apprehension that she might be pursued.



Pausing at length to rest, she noticed that night had thoroughly set in,

and that it would be impossible for her to go any farther in the

darkness. At the same moment a terrible sound fell upon her ears--the

roaring of wild beasts of some kind, coming rapidly nearer and nearer.

For an instant her heart stood still, but she was not wanting in courage

or resource, and, observing that she was at the foot of a giant oak

tree, she lost not a moment in climbing to the shelter of its spreading

boughs.



Choosing the securest position she could find, her alarm of the moment

subsided; but though she was greatly fatigued, the memory of the peril

from which she was endeavouring to escape, coupled with anxiety as to

the trials which might be awaiting her all night, prevented her from

going to sleep; and, when morning dawned, she prepared, tired and

hungry, to descend to the ground and continue her undefined journey.



But she found that climbing was a far easier matter than descending from

her place of refuge; for she now observed that the tree sent out, on

nearly all sides of its gnarled trunk, the remains of huge jagged and

lifeless branches, to avoid which would require a skill which she did

not possess. She had no choice, however, but to make an attempt to get

down, and had nearly succeeded in reaching the ground when, to her

consternation, the full skirt of her splendid dress caught upon an

enormous splinter, and held her hanging helpless some feet in the air,

all her efforts to free herself proving unavailing.






Hours passed by. The sunlight pierced some of the neighbouring

tree-tops; but the return of day brought her neither comfort nor the

hope of release, and she was giving way to the horrible idea that she

would have to endure all the torments of a lingering death, when she

heard the voice of a woodman, whistling on his way to his work, and

called to him.



The man came towards her out of the underwood.



"Assist me down," said the Princess, in her habitual tone of disdain.



"Not I," replied the woodman. "I recognise you: you are the Princess Who

Despises All Men! Ho! ho!--I'm a man, remember!"



That said, he went on his way, whistling cheerfully, leaving the

Princess to think, for a moment, that her rooted antipathy to men was

amply justified by the brutal conduct of this coarse and ugly wretch.



But the distress of her position became every moment more and more

acute, and, seeing that it was hopeless to anticipate the assistance of

any chance passer, she made one more effort to free herself, and by

exerting all her remaining strength, succeeded in tearing herself from

the offensive bough--at the cost of a great rent in her beautiful dress

and a fall, which left her for a few minutes lying insensible on the

ground at the foot of the tree.



After returning to consciousness, and sitting for a while to recover her

presence of mind, she rose and continued her blind way through the

forest, always hungry and many times faint with fatigue, all day long,

until once again she found the shades of evening closing about her.



Just before night had actually come, she reached a spot at which a party

of charcoal-burners were seated about a cheerful fire in front of their

hut, eating their supper of bread and potatoes, roasted in the embers

at their feet. The appetising scents of these well-cooked roots provoked

the starving Princess's hunger in an almost unendurable degree.



"Give me one of your potatoes," she said, still unable to modify the

disdainful tone of her voice.



"Not we!" replied the head charcoal-burner. "I recognise you: you are

the Princess Who Despises All Men! Ho! ho! We are men, remember!"



More than ever disgusted with men, the Princess wandered all night

through the forest, afraid to lie down, lest she might fall asleep and

become a prey to some prowling wild beast.



As the dawn of another day was becoming visible, she found herself on

the border of a meadow, and saw a young farmer drawing water from a well

for some horses which were waiting near him.



"Give me some of that water--I'm thirsty!" she said imperiously.



"Aha," said the young farmer, "I recognise you: you are the Princess Who

Despises All Men! If you want water, dig a well for yourself, as I have

had to do."



"Loathsome creatures, one and all!" the Princess said to herself, as she

turned away from the spot. "My good mother was right in teaching me to

despise them."



She presently reached a more open part of the country, though she was

still near the forest through which she had passed, and, towards noon,

when she was almost overcome by the sun's heat, she came upon a rising

ground, whence she beheld, afar off, a great stretch of water, and, on

what seemed its most distant reach, an opalesque haze.



Then there suddenly came to her mind a story she had heard of the

existence of an island-kingdom peopled by women who, like herself, held

all men in disdain, and would never permit one of them to set foot where

they were. And she was overtaken by a burning desire to reach that

island, which she fancied must be hidden in the midst of the opalesque

haze on which she was gazing.



So she hurried on and on, sustained wholly by the intensity of her

desire, till she came upon the sea-shore--for the great water she had

looked upon was the wide ocean.



Alongside his boat, and busy with his nets, she found a fisherman, and

at once accosted him.



"Is yonder mist-enveloped island the kingdom of Diaphanosia?" she asked

him.



"Yes," he answered.



"Then row me over to it in your boat," she said eagerly.



"Not I," he replied. "I recognise you: you are the Princess Who Despises

All men, and I am a man, you know. If you want a boat, make one for

yourself, as I had to do. Over there, in the forest, you will find

plenty of wood for your purpose, only you will have to cut it down."



To get out of the sun's burning rays, and to give herself time for

reflection, the Princess retired into the forest and sat down at the

foot of a hollow tree, by the side of which a rusty axe was lying, as

if it had been left there by some woodman and forgotten.




ACUTE" (p. 268).]



Strange! A merry laugh came out of the thicket near to her; but though

she searched with her eyes in every direction she could discover nobody

who could have given it utterance.



Strange again! It flashed upon her mind that the mere expression of

disdain for men was wanting in force if it were not emphasised by the

demonstration of woman's power to do absolutely without them.



Upon the strength of this reasoning, she at once seized the axe, and

after many days of hard work, succeeded in felling the hollow tree and

giving to it something of the shape of a boat, in which, by the aid of a

roughly fashioned pair of oars, she rowed herself across to the

island-kingdom, where she hoped to find the realisation of all her

aspirations for a state of existence in which men were wholly ignored.



Not once or twice, but over and over again, she succeeded in reaching

the border of the opalesque haze in which the kingdom of Diaphanosia was

perpetually veiled; but she was as often beaten back by an irresistible

current which set towards the shore from which she had started.



On one of these fruitless voyages her strength utterly left her, and she

sank down in the bottom of her boat insensible, the oars dropping from

her nerveless hands and drifting away; so that, even if she had

immediately returned to consciousness, she would have found herself

helplessly at the mercy of the sea.



When she did recover from her state of insensibility, it was to

discover herself lying upon a mossy bank on the skirt of the forest, a

handsome and superbly dressed young man tending her with delicately

eager solicitude.



She did not attempt to rise or to speak; she thought she was sleeping

and dreaming--the only thing strange in her state of feeling being that

the near presence of a man provoked no sense of repugnance or

resentment.



"Thank Heaven!" said the young gentleman, in a tone of intense relief,

as he saw her open her eyes. "For awhile I have been terribly afraid

that my efforts to rescue you had been unavailing."



Still held by the idea that she was dreaming, the Princess only

continued to look into his face without replying to his words.



"Rest here for a short time, and sleep if you can, while I watch over

you," he continued. "When you have become strong enough to travel, my

horse shall carry you to my father's palace, which stands not very far

from this spot: once there, my mother will be delighted to tend upon you

as if you were her own daughter."



"Take me to your kind mother," she said, rising, the soft tones of her

own voice sounding in her ears as if they came from the lips of some

other person than herself.



The handsome young Prince--for he was no less--blew a golden whistle

suspended to his neck by a jewelled chain, and in a few moments a

splendidly caparisoned horse came to him from out the forest.



Upon the back of this noble steed the Prince gallantly lifted his

beautiful charge, and taking the bridle on his hand, led him through the

forest openings, walking by the Princess's side and relating to her how,

while hunting, it had been his blest fortune to see her helpless

condition in her boat, and, by swimming out to her, rescue her at the

moment when her rude vessel was on the point of sinking with her beneath

the waves.



She listened silently to all he said to her, filled with an inexplicable

sense of wonder at herself in finding that ever the voice of a man could

fall sympathetically on her ears! "I must be dreaming!" she said to

herself again and again.



At last, on reaching an eminence, the Prince pointed to a noble pile of

buildings on the outskirts of a great city, and said--something of

sadness coming into the tone of his voice:



"Yonder is my father's palace; we shall reach it in a very little

time--and then the happy privilege of these delightful moments will

cease to be mine, never to be renewed, perhaps."



All things about her seemed, at the sound of those words, to melt into a

roseate mist, carrying with them all sense of herself. Apart from her

will, unconsciously, she held out her hand to her preserver, who pressed

it to his lips with tender gratitude.



Clearly and with wonderful sweetness of intonation, the gay laugh which

had greeted her on so many eventful moments of her life once more rang

in the Princess's ears.



"Ah! I recognise it now!" she cried--"the sweet voice of my fairy

god-mother! Oh, wise and kind Gaieia, still be my guardian, as you have

ever been, and make me in the future all that I have failed to make

myself in the past!"



The laugh that answered her entreaty was as gay and sweet as ever, but

came from afar; for, in fact, the good fairy had sped away, having a

great deal still to do for her froward godchild, and that without delay:

amongst other things to make King Kloxoxskin immediately evacuate the

palace and dominions of the Princess's father, under the idea that he

was escaping from a great peril which would certainly have overwhelmed

him if he had persisted in forcing the Princess Disdainana to marry him.




274).]



More than that--a task much more difficult to accomplish--the merry

fairy had to overcome the prejudice of the Queen, whose obstinacy had

returned in full force as soon as she was once again able to exercise it

on the side of her anti-matrimonial fancies. But, as everybody knows,

nothing can permanently withstand the power and strategy of a good

fairy; so it came about--really as a matter of course--that, her

daughter having accepted for her husband the charming Prince who had

saved her life, the Queen consented to receive him as her son-in-law;

and it is a well-attested matter of history, that nobody ever heard her

utter a single word in dissent from her husband's freely-expressed

delight at the saving of his dynasty from what had, for awhile, seemed

its inevitable extinction.