Old farmer Jack gazed on his wheat,

And feared the frost would nip it.

Said he, "it's nearly seven feet--

I must begin to strip it."

He stripped it with a stripper and

He bagged it with a bagger;

The bags were all so lumpy that

They made the lumper stagger.

The lumper staggered up the stack

Where he was told to stack it;

And Jack was paid and put the cash

Inside his linen jacket.

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