Who's Who In The Zoo?
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AMUSING ALPHABETS
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Boys And Girls Bookshelf
BY CAROLYN WELLS.
A is for the Antelope,
A beast that I have never met;
They say he jumps the skipping-rope
And makes a charming household pet.
Well, as to that I cannot say;
But A is for him, anyway.
B stands for Bajjerkeit; maybe
You've never chanced this beast to see;
So I'll describe him to you. Well,
There isn't very much to tell.
One day I idly chanced to look
Within a Natural History book,
And there I saw his funny name,
And thought I'd hand him down to fame.
C is for Codfish. He must be
The saltest fish that swims the sea.
And, oh!
He has a secret woe!
You see, he thinks it's all his fault
The ocean is so very salt!
And so,
In hopeless grief and woe,
The Codfish has, for many years,
Shed quarts of salty, briny tears!
And, oh!
His tears still flow--
So great his grief and woe!
D stands for Dodo. He's a bird
That isn't known to many;
And this the reason, I have heard--
Because there aren't any!
The Dodo, who once blithely blinked,
Is now exceedingly extinct,
And doesn't it seem rather nice
To think that D stands for him twice?
E is for Elephant. I know
He isn't natty, trim, or trig;
His eyes are rather small, and, oh,
I fear his ears are far too big!
But there's a well-attested rumor
That he has quite a sense of humor;
So crack a joke whene'er you meet
An Elephant upon the street.
F is Flamingo. All please note
His wondrous height and girth;
He has the longest legs and throat
Of anything on earth.
Such throats are trying, are they not?
In case one catches cold;
Ah, yes! but just think what a lot
His Christmas stockings hold!
G stands for Gnu. Of course that's right, but then,
It seems as if it should begin with N.
I could select some other beast as well--
Say, Goose or Grampus, Gadfly or Gazelle;
But seems to me the Gnu is more attractive,
He is so merry, frivolous, and active.
H is for Hippopotamus.
If you desire a pet,
He is, it really seems to us,
The best that you can get.
Train him to follow at your heels
Whene'er you walk abroad,
And note with what delighted squeals
The lookers-on applaud!
I is for Ibex. This fine creature
Is favored well in form and feature.
And I is for Ichneumon, too--
But what is that to me or you?
But Ibex answers just as well,
And isn't near so hard to spell.
J stands for Jay. This little fellow
Is blue. Sometimes I think
I'd like him better were he yellow,
Or even reddish pink.
I know, of course, it is absurd
To mind the color of a bird;
And, now I think of it, I've seen
Some Jays that were exceeding green.
K stands for Kangaroo. I've looked all round:
A better beast for K cannot be found.
The Kangaroo can hop and hop and hop;
Somehow he never seems to want to stop.
What more could one desire of him, I pray,
Than just to hop around and stand for K?
L is for Leopard. Do you know
He's very, very vain?
And sometimes quite dejectedly
He mopes along the plain.
At these sad times the Leopard's heart
Is filled with angry passion,
Because his spots are out of date,
And Zebra stripes in fashion!
But other years, when fashion-books
Say spots are all the style,
The Leopard proudly stalks abroad
With most complacent smile.
M is for Microbe. This bad beast
Is very, very small;
Some people say--or think, at least--
He isn't there at all!
He's smaller than the mitiest mite;
The only way he comes in sight
Is when he's pictured in a book,
Or through a microbescope you look.
N is for Nautilus, and he's
A pirate, bold and gay;
He dashes madly through the seas,
A-searching of his prey.
He's just a sort of silvery mass,
All spotted blue and pink;
And with his eye, which looks like glass,
He winks a wicked wink.
O stands for the obsequious Ounce,
Who weighs full many a pound;
At you he playfully would bounce,
If you were walking round.
Approach him and the Ounce you'll see
Spring like a catapult;
Just try it once, and you will be
Surprised at the result.
P stands for Puma. His sleek paws
Go softly pit-a-pat;
His teeth are sharp, and sharp his claws;
He's just a great big cat.
There were some Pumas in the ark;
There are some also in the park:
But, strange to say, in Montezuma
They do not raise a single Puma!
Q stands for Quagga. We've been taught
Nothing was ever made in vain;
But even after serious thought
The Quagga's use is not quite plain.
Though, stay!--ah, yes! at last I see
Why the queer Quagga has to be:
Were there no Quaggas, how would you
Find any beast to stand for Q?
R's for Rhinoceros. You see
His clothing does not fit;
Yet so indifferent is he,
He doesn't care a bit.
Although it does not seem to us
The unconcerned Rhinoceros
Has any claim to wit or grace,
We must admire his earnest face.
S stands for Sponge. You'd scarce suppose
This could be called a creature;
It hasn't any eyes or nose--
Indeed, it has no feature.
And, though this may cause some surprise,
The mermaids, I dare say,
Will set a Sponge at night to rise,
And make sponge-cake next day.
T stands for Tiger. In the south
He roams his native heath.
He has a wide, capacious mouth,
And long and glistening teeth.
'Tis not worth while your time to spend
To cultivate him as a friend;
But to your house, so warm and snug,
Invite the Tiger as a rug.
U is for the Unicorn,
The dearest little thing;
Though he has but a single horn,
And not a single wing.
A Unicorn of any age
Is nicer, so I've heard,
To keep within a gilded cage
Than a canary-bird.
V is for Vervet. From his name
You'd be inclined to think
This creature rather mild and tame,
In color somewhat pink.
But not at all; the Vervet's green,
And very cross and spunky;
In fact, it's plainly to be seen
The Vervet's just a monkey!
W is for Whale. He's in
The oceans, north and south.
He doesn't have a dimpled chin,
Nor yet a rosebud mouth.
Yet he is very fond of fun,
And has wide smiles for every one.
X stands for Xiphias; he's a fish.
If you a Xiphias should wish,
Don't let him roam around the grass,
But keep him in a globe of glass.
His name, as everybody knows,
Is Xiphias Gladius. I suppose
That means the Xiphias is glad
Because he wasn't born a Shad.
Y is for Yak,
Who is not very tidy;
And he's lazy, alack!
He sleeps all day Friday.
About a yard wide
The Yak is, precisely;
With fringe on each side
He's trimmed very nicely.
Z stands for Zibet. I've been told
This beast was much esteemed of old;
But, latterly, most people think
They'd rather have a moose or mink.
In a museum that's in Tibet
They have one stuffed--he's an Ex-Zibet!